from Prof Bullsh*t and his Smoking Pantaloons!
Professor B. has always had an eye for the very best in fairytales and who better to present them than some of the greatest pantomimestars of the Commedia dell'Spin - the multi-award-winning Smoking Pantaloons!
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Dr Phil Dale, now appearing in
"A big bag of no. 2"
Prof Chris Lamb, principal boy in
"The Breeding of Giant Porkies"
Prof Wilspin, Panticulture Research International's famous Smoking Pantaloon
Others playing the pantaloons include: Aventis
Crap Science and the European
Smoke and (stuff
the) Environment Forum
The GM pantocracy are getting a blaze of publicity!
WHAT THE CRITICS SAY
"No need for a yule-log with this quick-fire repartee!"
- The Stage
"A right load of flaming puddings!"
- The Sydney Morning Herald
"Pantos aren't just for Christmas with the Smoking Pantaloons."
- The Daily Mail
"A bravura performance in the face of a rowdy and somewhat delinquent
- Andura Spinacek, London correspondent of AgLie'O'View
"Left me in a total spin."
- Dr Halftruth
"We couldn't get out of the theatre fast enough!"
- Jean de Bris
for those who like a giant or
two to spice up their Christmas pantos:
SPONSORSHIP NOT DISCLOSED
Professor CS Prakash in "Monsanto, Mon Amour"
Professor Anthony Trewavas FRS in "Man of Letters"