14 October 2002
PRO-GE LOBBYIST GETS A PIE IN THE FACE
most upsetting...
Wellington, October 14
This morning the public face of the Pro GE lobby group New Zealand
Life Sciences Network (LSN), William Rolleston, was on the receiving
end of a hand-to-face pie.
Media Statement
PUBLIC FACE OF GE TARGETED BY INTERNATIONAL BAKING CONSORTIUM
Wellington, October 14
This morning the public face of the Pro GE lobby group New Zealand
Life Sciences Network (LSN), William Rolleston, was on the receiving
end of a hand-to-face pie. The meticulously planned operation
left Rolleston licking his lips just minutes before the AGM of the
LSN at the Westpac Trust Stadium.
The full facial presentation was made by underground bakers
of the Pacific Division of the Biotic Baking Brigade (BBBPD) in response
to LSN's lobbying for the engineering of closer inter-special
relationships by breaking down natural barriers between man and animal.
Special Agent Puha of the BBBPD said: "He was pied for
a number of offences including support of Ag Research in their transgenic
servicing of the controversial Waikato dairy herd; pushing for
dismissal of public and scientific concerns; milking public hopes
for medical wonder-drugs; and for general attempts to turn bullshit
into cream for human consumption. All in all he was a prime
candidate for receiving strategic pastry."
The pie was specially ordered to fit the particular requirements
of the target. Ingredients included cow by-products, GE plant derived
oil and starches, as well as spices, emulsifiers and preservatives.
The preparations for the incident began after the Pacific
Division of the Biotic Baking Brigade (BBBPD) had received orders
from headquarters in the Californian Redwoods to conduct "Operation:
Magpie" on an executive of the Life Sciences Network. Several
Special Agents were actively taking part in the infiltration of the
location. There were no losses amongst the agents.
Rolleston is one of several apologists of the GE industry
that have been targeted in pastry uprising throughout the world for
crimes against truth, language, democracy and nature. Others include
Bob Shapiro the former Monsanto CEO; Canadan Prime Minister
Jean Chretien and Keith Campbell, creator of Dolly the cloned sheep
and co-author of the modest book 'The Second Creation'.
In the words of Special Agent Puha: "The claims of the
LSN have been flying in the face of international concern and common
sense for several years. Now that the tables are turned they cannot
wipe their faces clean anymore. If they try - we will pie.
Note to the editor:
The BBBPD has recently established a network of locally
owned organic bakeries throughout the country. It has links to 48
divisions internationally, and has successfully inserted recipes
in over 1500 published recipe books in eight different languages.